Oh the forum wars that would erupt, the furious missives on the PC Gamer message boards, the angry letters.
SYBERIA 3 GAME PLAY ARCHIVE
(All of which are reviewed in my archaic archive of early reviews, fans.) And oh boy, the hate I would receive for giving these dreadful games the low, low marks they deserved. Games like Curse: The Eye Of Isis, Dracula (Resurrection), The Black Mirror, Schizm: Mysterious Journey, and Jerusalem: The 3 Roads To The Holy Land. The original Syberia was released in 2002, a time during which I paid my rent by writing reviews of the endless sloughing of barely translated adventure games from Europe into our shores. How do I know this? Because, man, I was there for Syberia 2, man. If the game came to the homes of their families and stole all their valuables, and then sold those valuables and used the proceeds to take out an advertising campaign in which they stated, "Everyone who loves Syberia 3 is a paedophile", these people would still love Syberia 3, and send threatening messages to anyone who disagreed.
If playing it caused them to develop sores all over their bodies, grow pustules that bubbled and burned, and wretched sickness and diarrhoea bugs afflict them and all their loved ones, they would refuse to hear a word said against it. If the released game were just a black screen from which only terrifying abuse were endlessly screamed, they would love it. There is a group of people who are going to buy Syberia 3, and they are going to love Syberia 3, no matter what it's like.
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